July 2011
18 posts
Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in between them. Why? Because there's no place like home.
DUBSEX
- Boyfriend: I totally am in love with my new song, it makes me wanna fucking dance or dance ..whilst fucking
- Me: I vote for dance whilst fucking.
LVNM
HenceTheReason
HenceTheReason- LVNM
<3
Just try and guess what ‘LVNM’ means ..double dare yah :D
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
This will always be my favorite post.
